12. Everyone Introduce Yourself


12. Everyone Introduce Yourself
Dawn Endico 12:33 Mon Feb 6/23 4 lines


Didn't see a "introduce yourself" item so I'll
start. I'm Dawn, a random, agreeable person whose
puppet-master hasn't figured out how I will manifest
in the retro-MTS metaverse.

12/1. John Palmer 12:34 Mon Feb 6/23 3 lines

Welcome Dawn. Yah, I'm not sure we know how you
will manifest yet, but I'll try to get you something
good.

12/2. Dave Rubin 16:37 Tue Feb 7/23 3 lines

Hey everyone - Dave Rubin Here. Wow - what a retro
system!! Hope we can all have some real meaningful
text based interchanges on here

12/3. Victor Davis Hanson 17:40 Tue Feb 7/23 7 lines

Hello all. Hi Dave - nice to see you again.

Well, its going to rain again, thats good and
the snowpack is fantastic. Problem is these people
will just let the water flow into SF bay and we
will be rationing water again in the summer. I don't
know how long we can keep this going. I really don't...

12/4. John Kass 19:22 Wed Feb 8/23 5 lines

Hello from the Shirley Ryan AbilityLab. Recovering
from a quad-bypass. Former columnist at "the paper".
Now, master of JOHNKASSNEWS.COM. Always wanting to
find new fora for discussion and am glad to revive
the world of MTS.

12/5. Ben Shapiro 23:48 Wed Feb 8/23 2 lines

Ben Shapiro here - ready to do some serious
journalisming here on retro MTS.

12/6. John Palmer 23:52 Wed Feb 8/23 1 line

Welcome Ben - we need Andrew and Matt on as well.

12/7. Sweet Baby Gang (Matt Walsh) 16:05 Thu Feb 9/23 7 lines

Looks like some very impressive luminaries are
on here. Glad to join the retro mainframe world
to discuss important topics. When MTS was in wide
use, at least we knew that there were only 2
genders and didn't mutilate children. I look
forward to keeping you updated on the fight to
stop this satanic practice.

12/8. Rick Hill 16:14 Thu Feb 9/23 6 lines

I was a Comp Sci instructor at Wayne State. Taught
operating systems for years. JP and Paul O know
me - they were in some of my classes. Glad to see
MTS is back. I'm shocked at how rusty my assembler
skills are. I used to teach the stuff but have now
forgotten much of it.

12/9. Yiffy Nation 00:59 Sat Feb 11/23 3 lines

Hello everyone. Yiffy Wolf here. Trevor and Sinclair
and I are "buddies". We do all "sorts of things"
together.

12/10. John Palmer 01:05 Sat Feb 11/23 3 lines

Welcome YF. I'm sure you three found all sorts
of stuff on the .... internet (hehehe) that you
could "enjoy" together.

12/11. Yackity Yack 16:33 Sat Feb 11/23 3 lines

Yackity Yack here - friends of YW, Trev and Sinclair.
I also engage in certain activities learnt on the
"internet" (hehehe) with all of the above.

12/12. Dave Rubin 18:16 Sat Feb 11/23 2 lines

Some of that stuff can be dangerous - especially
the stuff involving ropes and electricity :-)

12/13. Jim Sharpe 09:22 Thu Feb 16/23 3 lines

I teach file structures at WSU. IRRELEVANT 40 YEAR OLD REFERENCE DELETED.

12/14. John Palmer 09:28 Thu Feb 16/23 1 line

IRRELEVANT 40 YEAR OLD REFERENCE DELETED

12/15. John Kass 17:04 Sun Feb 19/23 1 line

Wow - another set of rams butting heads!

12/16. Tod Levitan 11:22 Mon Feb 20/23 (revised) 9 lines

I'm Tod Levitan, fox and retired Detroit PD dick.

Originally from Kittery, Maine. *WAS* married to
a chick named Vixey, but she left me for a Husky
(don't know why, you need an electron microscope
to see the skinny litte sissies's piece).

Bet she's regretting not being able to get Daddy
Foxes big one anymore, but that's her problem.

12/17. John Palmer 11:47 Mon Feb 20/23 5 lines

OMG! Is he one of these "sensitive types" who
likes her "brain" and doesn't care about doing
it? I've seen those huskies - most are scrawny
litte snowflakes that couldn't fight their way
out of a paper bag.

12/18. Tod Levitan 12:02 Mon Feb 20/23 11 lines

Oh he is a piece of work! He is so skinny
it looks like he is a concentration camp
resident. She told her friends that he is
"sensitive and nuanced" and she has never
met anyone like him. I think she must have
has her cl*t removed because there is no way
that she can survive with that thing. He doesn't
even have enough energy to climb up on the
saddle. She once was robust but started
hanging out with these Royal Oak types and
that turned her into a wokester.

12/19. Paul O'Leary 06:54 Wed Feb 22/23 2 lines

Nothing wrong with Royal Oak or Mad Hts. Womenn
want more than a big d**k.

12/20. Jim Sharpe 11:40 Wed Feb 22/23 4 lines

Royal Oak - Oxford Inn - The best ribs in the
whole world. Lots of other good stuff as well.

Also - don't forget Hollywood Market!

12/21. Paul O'Leary 12:11 Wed Feb 22/23 1 line

Yes! Hollywood has some great cheeses.

12/22. Liz Palmer 13:41 Sun Feb 26/23 3 lines

Oh goodie - Foxy/Doggie pr0n. I can look out my
window at the stray dogs and coyotes doing that
stuff here.

12/23. Louis Sequin 22:50 Wed Mar 1/23 4 lines

Sounds like Tod says that when the skinny little
sissie and his old beau get together, its just a
boring icebox. If you don't have the thickness
she won't be saaaaatisssfiiieeeehhhd....

12/24. John Palmer 22:53 Wed Mar 1/23 3 lines

Hmmm...

12/25. Joanne Stenquist 12:45 Thu Mar 2/23 3 lines

My name is Joanne... something or another. I think
I was once a WSU student. I can't remember much of
anything....

12/26. Fuss Fussy 12:07 Fri Mar 3/23 (revised) 6 lines

Hi? Why don't we have Confer yet. This program
is kind of lame. How are all of these items going
to get moved to Confer when it gets installed? Is
there a conversion program? Also, why can't we
have telnet yet? - vpn to a private network just adds
too many steps.

12/27. John Palmer 14:31 Fri Mar 3/23 41 lines

Oh, fuss fuss fuss, worry worry worry -)

Confer won't be online until probably they
get d7.0 stood up, which is indeterminate.

NAME OF TOP SECRET INFORMANT DELETED says he will be working on it
soon.

As for if we will move these discussions to
Confer - At least for Gandalf, I will be doing
that, but not sure if I will copy over items
from here to there - we may just start fresh
and leave the *Forum Gandalf as an archive.

TOP SECRET EVIL PLANS DELETED
12/28. Herman Cain 18:21 Wed Mar 8/23 4 lines

Hola - Mr. NINE NINE NINE tax plan is in the
house. I am in the great beyond - the 'rona got
me good. But, this metaphysical MTS (MMTS) system
lets me talk with you anyways - neat huh?

12/29. Giglio Gregorio Giraldi 18:40 Wed Mar 8/23 4 lines

Ciao. Mi chiamo Giglio Giraldi. Sono un poeta
italiano. Ho lasciato questo mondo molti anni fa,
ma sono felice di poter ora utilizzare questo
sistema per pubblicare la mia nuova poesia

12/30. Guy Wilson 01:32 Thu Mar 9/23 1 line

Hi, I'm Guy G. Wilson. I am blank space

12/31. John Palmer 02:42 Thu Mar 9/23 1 line

I know, we need to fill in some of these "blanks"

12/32. Sweet Baby Gang (Matt Walsh) 21:53 Sun Mar 12/23 13 lines

Vixie won't be happy - all females want a
strong male, but can be sweet-talked by some
of these snowflake whimps.

Yes, all bitches also want a big knot, but they
also appreciate strong males with some of that
"toxic masculinity".

She'll be back (to you or some other strong male)
soon enough, unless she is a weakling herself.

What do your kids think of her new beau? (I know
you guys had a few kits together).

12/33. Tomas Nemecke-Baxter 22:39 Sun Mar 12/23 15 lines

Hello - Tomas Baxter here. I am a repairer of computers
in Allentown PA - from Trnava pri Laborci, Slovakia.
John and I are friends from the time he worked in Allentown
PA at a client (PPL - electric company). And were were
both joined as warriors agains the crazy Joe Baptista (look
him up in google -its crazy). Joe is dead now, sad that
a person left the planet too early, but he was a crazy
trouble that caused on purpose trouble for all of the
I.N.S. and cost John and many business persons large a
amounts of money and made icann a monopoly. He was
probably paid by them 30 pc of silver (so called, in bible)
for this, but we will never know. Hope Herman Xennt (also
a victim from Joe who he abused very badly) is ok. I
don't know where he is - INIAC website is done. John -
do you know of him in recently?

12/34. Tomas Nemecke-Baxter 22:44 Sun Mar 12/23 4 lines

Odpoc vaj v pokoji Joe Baptista. D fajme, e
v m Boh d odpustenie za v etko zl , co ste
urobili pre INS a mnoh ch lud . St le ste
ludia, a tak v m prajem pokoj

12/35. Alliance For Responsible Citizenship 14:56 Tue Mar 14/23 11 lines

The Alliance for Responsible Citizenship (ARC) is being
established as an international community with a vision for a
better world where every citizen can prosper, contribute and
flourish.

We are inviting you to join us in developing a positive and
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12/36. The 2000's 21:00 Thu Mar 16/23 5 lines

Hi - 2YK here - master of the history and future
forums. Look forward to moderating year-based discussions
of history staring with the 2023_Forum. Politics, Culture,
Economy - all from the perspective of history. Join us
in 2023_Forum

12/37. Lucky Larry 10:13 Mon Mar 20/23 3 lines

Hi Larry Here. I have to disagree with the 2000's -
*I AM* the master of the future. One more blackjack
game and I will rule the world.

12/38. John Palmer 10:18 Mon Mar 20/23 6 lines

Now don't fight boys - you both have stuff to
contribute. My two cents about the slots:
1) if you win more than 5 coins, move on to the
next machine.
2) Keep track of how much you spend and don't
give back any of your winnings.

12/39. Tod Levitan 14:59 Tue Mar 21/23 8 lines

Sorry Paul, maybe there are other things in life
but Vix was quite the knot-hound and there is no
way that she is getting by with that pencil-cock.

She does have her collection of foxie-shaped toys.
I'm sure she is going through batteries like there's
no tomorrow. Hope she uses rechargable ones - otherwise
we will all be drowning in heavy metals.

12/40. John Palmer 15:07 Tue Mar 21/23 1 line

Wow - Tod is on fire! Go for it MasterFox!!!

12/41. Lion Kitty 00:18 Wed Mar 22/23 5 lines

EXTERMELY NAUGHTY SHIT DELETED - HOT HOT HOT (No not buying crack at Young's BBQ...)
12/42. Larry Hamil 15:21 Sat Mar 25/23 4 lines

Hiya - Larry Hamil from Sun Prarie, Wisconsin.

I work for the local 'lectric company'. Always
like discussions about all kinds of topics.

12/43. John Palmer 14:41 Sun Mar 26/23 8 lines

Hi Larry, I know which company - we did work for
them. I know you know "Mike Mike Mike!" as well.

He is in Arizona somwewhere trying to hack back
into his old company's systems.

Anyways - welcome to the Retro World. Soon, hopefully
with more hooks into the modern internet.

12/44. King Frank 19:33 Sun Mar 26/23 16 lines

Howdee - Its me - KING FRANK coming in from the
Great Beyond. The Brinx told me about this Brigadoon
and I had to jump on.

I brought Flash Mack and Seemore Wolfson along as well.

I too hope we get Confer soon. *Forum was thrown
together by UM programmers who were jealous of Confer.

They should have gone back to the drawing board or
just deferred to Master Dr. Bob (Parnes).

I may get on Mikes *** to put Confer on a tape and ship
it to us.

Anyways - great to be back!

12/45. Flash Mack (ZOOOOOOM! - KZAAAA!) 19:41 Sun Mar 26/23 10 lines

HEYYY - HOW'S EVERYONE DOING! FLASH MACK HERE.

USED TO BE HEAD OF PRODUCTION CONTROL AT THE
GOOD OLD C&IT (AKA COMPUTERLAND). I AM *VERY*
FAST!

GLAD TO BE BACK AFTER A LONG SLUMBER.

HI LEE! NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN! WE SHOULD CATCH UP
ON OLD TIMES!

12/46. Lee Crashmeyer 19:44 Sun Mar 26/23 10 lines

(oooooooooh fuuuuuck....)

Still typing in all caps, I see. You know there is
something called lc, don't you.

Still wearing your feather cap and carrying your
"widdle binkie"??

Just stay away from me. I'm too old to be knocked over -
probably break my hip.

12/47. Flash Mack (ZOOOOOOM! - KZAAAA!) 23:37 Sun Mar 26/23 (revised) 5 lines

OH LEE, ALWAYS SUCH A SOUR PUSS. I SLOW DOWN TO HALF
SPEED WHEN I'M AROUND YOU SO I WON'T BREAK ANYTHING.

YOU SHOULD HAVE DRUNK MORE MILK WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER
TO STRENGTHEN YOUR BONES. :->>>>>

12/48. John Palmer 23:40 Sun Mar 26/23 2 lines

So glad to see Lee and Flash back together again
like they were in Computerland of old.

12/49. Lee Crashmeyer 10:36 Mon Mar 27/23 4 lines

I'm not a sour puss, I just don't like being knocked
over repeatedly. I guess its fine since we aren't
physically together at the Center anymore, just on a
forum.

12/50. King Frank 21:13 Mon Mar 27/23 8 lines

Hello Flash and Crash - Haven't seen you guys
in so long. Both are some of my top warriors
who fought against Agitators for a Detached System.

Yes, Lee - you were one of the brave young men who
"went west" to get the MTS tapes back in the old
days and thus saved ComputerLand from the ADS
tyrrany!

12/51. Lamp Wick 10:40 Sat Apr 1/23 4 lines

Lampwick here - just your ordinary nihilisic hedonist.

Hoping to have some food, drink and merry making because
we're all toast in the end so why not?

12/52. John Palmer 10:59 Sat Apr 1/23 7 lines

OK, so no reason to find meaning in life. Just
EDABM (Eat, Drink and be Merry) eh? Is that how
you want to live? Are you sure that won't end
badly?

Oh well, to each his own, and the inevitable
consequences that come along with those choices.

12/53. Lamp Wick 22:47 Sat Apr 1/23 7 lines

Awwe you're no fun. No one cares about tomorrow.

Our politicans don't

Our popular culture doesn't

Why should we?

12/54. John Palmer 20:45 Sun Apr 2/23 3 lines

Hope you feel that way in your last hour. The biggest
tragedy is if you have a hour to live and suddenly
realize that maybe you were wrong. Just saying...

12/55. John Kass 23:04 Sun Apr 2/23 14 lines

After having had a near death experience, I can
attest to the fact that, when you think the last
hour is close, you indeed start to get a sort of
panic that comes over you because you realize you
have little time and so many things that, all of
a sudden, you realize you wanted to get done.

We all do it, we keep our little list of things to
do that is chained to our rear end, clanking around
in our head and we blythly think, "Oh yah - I should
probably get to those some day".

When you realize you are almost outta time, you panic.
Mr. Wick ought to think about that.

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